A sardar has 3 sons.
The second one's name is CHHOTU.
What are the names of the other two ?
Cho-one and Cho-Three?


A sardar gets back to India from USA after spending years there.
He has earned a lot of money there and now wants to show it off
to his friends and fellow sardars in India. So he builts a lavish
house with the works and holds a party once the house is ready.
he invites all his relatives and friends and starts showing them around the house.
he shows them the ten bedrooms, the two halls, dining room, billards room...etc
Finally he takes them out to the back yard where he shows them three swimming pools.
One is filled with hot water and he explains that it for having baths in
the winter.
Second pool is filled with cool water and he explains that it is for
baths in the summer.
The third pool is empty. All the guests are bafled as to why this
one is empty. When enquired the Sardar replys "Kabhi Kabhi aisa
hota hai ki mujhe nahana ka maan nahi karta".


Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of their parents
achievements to each other.
Santa singh : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
Banta singh : 'Yes, I have'
Santa singh : 'Well, my father dug it.'
Banta singh : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?'
Santa singh : 'Yes, I have.'
Banta singh : 'Well, my father killed it.'


Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees
and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your
donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"
The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I
wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have
been missing too."


Two sardarjis are planning to blast Red Fort & are presently travelling in
a Red car with two time bombs.
First one: What will happen if one of the bombs explode now ?
Second one: So what we have one extra as backup ? 


PUNJAB BOARD COLLEGE EXAM QUESTION PAPER

[This one's slightly more difficult than last year's]

1. Write your name in less than 20 minutes and 20
letters (only alphabet are allowed, no numeric
digits
or "_" allowed)

2. Sex?
( ) Male
( ) Female
( ) Sardar

3. What's your age group?
( ) less than 0
( ) equal to 0
( ) greater than 0

4. What is 2 + 2=?
( ) FOUR
( ) 4
( ) IV


5. If you have one brother, how many brothers does
your brother have?
( ) none
( ) one
( ) question is too personal


6. Complete the following sentence... (4 marks)
______ ________ ________ _________ .


7. If there are 365 days in a year, how many days
make
a year?

8. Read the statement carefully and answer the
following question: "My mother's daughter's
brother's
mother's mother's daughter's husband's wife is
my mother herself".
Q. How many times the word "mother" appears in the
above statement?
( ) None
( ) some times
( ) uncountable

9. If someone gives you a rupee for 100 paise, would
you get:
( ) One rupee?
( ) 100 paise?

10. Write an Essay on "MYSELF" in not more than
three
sentences...
(HINT: My Name is ___________ (same as in [1]). I am
a
_______(boy/girl). (I am writing an essay.)

11. If the time is 3.00 a. m., what does your
digital
watch show?

12. At what time does the 11.16 Indrayani Express
come?

13. What do you do on a honeymoon?
( ) Collect Honey
( ) Admire Moon
( ) Collect Honey while admiring the moon


14. Earth is Flat?
( ) False
( ) Indeed False

15. If A = B and B = C then is B = A?
( ) TRUE
( ) NOT FALSE
( ) OUT OF SYLLABUS


16. If you eat lunch during lunchtime, what will you
have during dinnertime?

17. Think and write the present tense of THOUGHT.

18. Complete the following poem: Mary had a little
lamb Little lamb little lamb_ (HINT: "." or "@" or
"^")

19. This is question number
( ) 1
( ) 19
( ) 20


20. If 2 + 3 = 5, 3 + 2 = 5??
( ) YES
( ) I FORGOT TO GET MY CALCULATOR


21. Write full form of ASAP, as soon as possible

22. Opposite of the word "IN" is
( ) NOT IN
( ) CRICKET
( ) HOCKEY
( ) PUNJAB


23. What is the capital of India?
( ) India
( ) INDia
( ) INDIA


24. a, e, i, o and u are collectively called
"vowels".
What are e, a, o u and i called?

25. Fill in the blank:
I am _________ a letter.
( ) READING
( ) WRITING
( ) SEALING


26. Who was the first MAN to land on moon?
( ) MR. ARMSTRONG
( ) MISS ARMSTRONG
( ) MRS ARMSTRONG


27. What comes first?
( ) the Egg
( ) the Omelet

28. Can you count more than five using your hands?
( ) YES
( ) NO

29. Spell M-Y-T-H-O-L-O-G-Y

30. Mrs. Sinha is Mr. Sinha's
( ) Father
( ) Brother
( ) Son
( ) Daughter

31. Car A starts from X and car B starts from Y.
XandY
are located 100miles apart from each other. How many
wheels does each car have?
( ) One
( ) Four
( ) Seven

32. To reach the 12th floor of the World Trade
Center,how many buttons would you press in the
elevator?
( ) ONE
( ) TWELVE


33. Complete the following series [this question
carries 3 marks] 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, _, _,
_.

34. This one tests your imagination. SUN is nearer
to
India than AMERICA because...
( ) SUN is smaller than AMERICA
( ) One can see SUN, but not AMERICA
( ) I do not have any time left to think on this
one.

35. On which day Good Friday falls
( ) Sunday
( ) Wednesday
( ) Saturday 


About a century or two ago, the king Akbar decided that all the Sardars
had to leave India. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sardar
community. So the king Akbar made a deal. He would have a religious
debate with a member of the Sardar community. If the Sardar won, the
Sardars could stay. If the king Akbar won, the Sardars would leave. The
Sardars realized that they had no choice. So they picked a middle aged
man named Santa Singh to represent them. Santa Singh asked for one
addition to the debate. To make it more interesting, neither side would
be allowed to talk. The king Akbar agreed. 
The day of the great debate came. Santa Singh and the king Akbar sat
opposite each other for a full minute before the king Akbar raised his
hand and showed three fingers. Santa Singh looked back at him and raised
one finger.The king Akbar waved his fingers in a circle around his head.
Santa Singh pointed to the ground where he sat. The king Akbar pulled
out a wafer and a glass of wine. Santa Singh pulled out an apple. The
king Akbar stood up and said, "I give up. This man is too good. The
Sardars can stay." 
An hour later, the cardinals were all around the king Akbar asking him
what had happened. The king Akbar said, "First I held up three fingers
to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to
remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions.
Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us.
He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also
right here with us. I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God
absolves us from our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of
original sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do?" 
Meanwhile, the Sardar community had crowded around Santa Singh. "What
happened?" they asked. "Well," said Santa Singh, "First he said to me
that the Sardars had three days to get out of here. I told him that not
one of us was leaving. Then he told me that this whole city would be
cleared of Sardars. I let him know that we were staying right here." 
"Yes, yes,.. and then???" asked the crowd. 
"I don't know," said Santa Singh, "He took out his lunch, and I took out
mine."